Thread: Kinky proporsition.

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when
an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so
striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The
young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly
toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the
young woman said to him, I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one
condition.'

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me
to do in just three words.' The man considered her
proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket &
slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly,
meaningfully said... 'Paint my house.'